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So let’s recap on our summer so far, shall we?
We were embarrassed by Thiago.
We were then humiliated by Cesc.
We tried to negotiate on a non-negotiable deal for Hererra.
We underbid throughout the window on Fellaini then in the end overpaid for him.
We also turned down the opportunity to sign Ozil.
And our fax machine might have messed up the Contrao loan deal.
But never mind because Anderson is fit – IT’S LIKE A NEW SIGNING!
And he who shall not be named didn’t go to Chelsea and is staying – IT’S LIKE A NEW SIGNING!
And Bebe is off on loan again – IT’S LIKE A NEW SIGNING!
And Fergie has a new hip – IT’S LIKE A NEW SIGNING!
Happy days.