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#801
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gentlemen and ladies (if there's any real ladies here), please refrain from posting sexual innuendos or this thread might find its way to a grave (AKA "flame" section of this forum)

The Flame section is probably the best part of this community and is definitely not a grave.
Go on, Oh_la_la, shake that ass!

Сообщение отредактировал Stormer: 14.07.2009, 20:28:11

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#802
Speed skater

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Who is on duty today?
Open page number...
Write down.
Learn by heart

:) What's the point of this all? Most useless thread.
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#803
Oh_La_La

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Good morning! But I'm not sure how "good" it is...but still
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#804
MG-42

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Go on, do that, babe! Do that! :)

Cmon, lads, we r just chatting nothing buth pure English practicing.

As for dirty insinuations re OH-LA-LA, I would presume smbd is freakingly jealous as he/she could not afford behaving like that.

Сообщение отредактировал MG-42: 15.07.2009, 09:20:09

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MG-42

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Good morning! But I'm not sure how "good" it is...but still

So far so good, don't feel sorry for the thingz that passed, feel committed to the thingz to happen.
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#806
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here's a joke:
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him: "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

Сообщение отредактировал chazz: 15.07.2009, 11:29:51

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#807
Beloved

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as he/she could not afford behaving like that.

I would rather doubt this ;)

#808
Flying...

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here's a joke:
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him: "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because
she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

that's a good one ;)
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#809
MG-42

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as he/she could not afford behaving like that.

I would rather doubt this :-)

Go ahead and doubt it. Feel some freedom!




...you were pulling out...
...she was coming too...

cool joke ;)

Сообщение отредактировал MG-42: 15.07.2009, 12:20:57

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#810
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mai fazer iz en inginear!
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#811
Oh_La_La

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I'm back..:)
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#812
566KBM

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I'm back..:)

Ooo, Raushan, how r u?
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#813
CHOI

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I'm back..:)

Hey, nice AVA... Inspires.
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#814
Oh_La_La

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566KBM, :) I'm fine..only smtm :smoke: what about U? It's been a long time, since I saw you last time :laugh:
CHOI, thanks :shy:
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#815
OL'D.BASTARD

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daaaaamn!
whatta ass!!!

baby is it real????

Сообщение отредактировал OL'D.BASTARD: 15.07.2009, 17:01:54

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#816
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OL'D.BASTARD, yeap...:) It's clear that it's not my azz, but I can shake like this one...It's like, show me what u got :smoke:

Сообщение отредактировал Oh_La_La: 15.07.2009, 17:36:59

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#817
Almatinochka

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Ilona Davydova more relevant to language learning? :)
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#818
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I hate toothache...but I like dantists...they have the opportunity to make our pain go away..but they're rather scareful, arent'they?)))
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#819
Edifiero

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They are. I really scared of dantists too
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#820
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Who are dantists? :-) Maybe you mean dentists?
How are you doing today?
Thank you, I am fine!
What is your name?
My name is Peter.
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