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#761
Flying...

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ну эт из Ералаша было... :)
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#762
Уролок

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I don't understand, what language are you speaking? :)
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#763
vlee

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May be this is China :)
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#764
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I just quoted a once cool (dumb-ass nowadays) tv-show Yeralash...
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#765
blackrose

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where is love?!
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#766
566KBM

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between our legs..
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#767
Уролок

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you are disgusting a-hole
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#768
566KBM

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u want a complain?

Сообщение отредактировал 566KBM: 14.07.2009, 10:09:10

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#769
Уролок

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you don't make any sense...
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#770
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I don't understand, what language are you speaking? :-)

Этот волшебный язык называется "Рунглиш" :)
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#771
Шеф-повар

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just want to know: does anybody care what kind of inglish he learns british or american?
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#772
Ahmetych

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The English Language is clear enough
Despite bough and cough and dough
Mistakes are possible, it’s true
With hiccough, thorough, lough and through.
Beware of heard – a tricky word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird
And dead – it’s like bed, not bead:
It’s wrong to pronounce a fellow “deed”.
Watch out for meat and great and threat
They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.
A moth is not a moth in mother
Nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a rhyme for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and bear.
There’s always dose and rose and lose:
Look those up with goose and choose
And cork with work and card with ward
Or font with front and word with sword
And do and go or thwart and cart –
Speaking English is an art.
With all these traps in which to fall
It’s a wonder we can speak at all.

IF YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION OF EACH WORD FROM THIS POEM THAT MEANS YOU SPEAK ENGLISH BETTER THAN 90% NATIVE SPEAKERS OF ENGLISH IN THE WORLD!!! SOME FRENCH WAS TRYING TO MASTER THIS TEXT SAID THAT HE WOULD RATHER PREFER TO WORK HARD 6 MONTHS ON HACKS THAN READ IN 6 LINES. DONT YOU BELIEVE IT! TRY IT YOURSELF! :)

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
[MORE]
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough -
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
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#773
Oh_La_La

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Pink sounds like Pussy


Hey Mr. Dj glad to see you :)
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#774
Oh_La_La

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just want to know: does anybody care what kind of inglish he learns british or american?


Dunno :) just speak speak... :-)
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#775
MrMAU

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Fellas, after reading couple of pages I've got nothing why is this topic been created.
To practice proper writing? It is almost useless, cause first yoy have to learn speaking.
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#776
Воин

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just want to know: does anybody care what kind of inglish he learns british or american?


Dunno :dandy: just speak speak... :lol:

your avatar is very mm aaa seductive (соблазнительный так будет? :D)
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#777
Oh_La_La

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Воин, thanks. :dandy: You know in real life I'm also shaking my azz like this... :lol:
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#778
chazz

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Воин, thanks. :dandy: You know in real life I'm also shaking my azz like this... :lol:

Seeing is believing))
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#779
Oh_La_La

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chazz, for sure :dandy: So how much money U gonna pay for "seeing"? :lol:
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#780
Воин

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like a joke
I will see but not touch because money is absent :dandy:
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