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ну чувствуется, что уработали тебя совсем сегодня, необычно злобно реагируешьдевушка откуда в вас столько сарказма ?
Весынеужели так и будем в стороне стоять?!
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#5083
Отправлено 07.08.2007, 17:15:40
mursya
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Мурся как она есть :)
Андрез, желаю тебе превеселого и доброго прощания в кругу самых близких весов, хорошей дороги, легкой адаптации и замечательного времени в стране свободы Сорри, быть не смогу. Думаю, не расстроишься 
Сорри, быть не смогу. Думаю, не расстроишься мая заждаласяЭх, не судьба воспользоваться таким шансом
Я прибуду только к следущему Уикэнду
#5090
Отправлено 07.08.2007, 17:46:01
andrez
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = I need to complain.
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
8. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
9. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
12. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
13. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
14. You're so...manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
15. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
16. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
17. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
18. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 19. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3. I'm tired = I'm tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = I need to complain.
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
8. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
9. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
10. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
12. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
13. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
14. You're so...manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
15. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
16. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
17. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
18. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 19. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3. I'm tired = I'm tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
#5091
Отправлено 07.08.2007, 17:49:43
mursya
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Мурся как она есть :)
Андрез, готовишься?! к пониманию амерских теток
Мы в этом стауте праздновали корпоративный ДР, ничего так нормальный паб. только жарко там было, а их кондишны имет свойство быть отключенными под предлогом типа все разом сломались
к пониманию амерских теток Мы в этом стауте праздновали корпоративный ДР, ничего так нормальный паб. только жарко там было, а их кондишны имет свойство быть отключенными под предлогом типа все разом сломались
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