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What women say about men

Опубликовал: Timbulimbu, 30 Январь 2010 · 556 Просмотров

/from a tiny pocket book presented by a friend ages ago/ :D


Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
Margaret Mead


If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher


Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson


If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
Mary Wilson Little


As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
Coco Chanel


A man's home may seem to be his castle from the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
Clare Boothe Luce


I only like two kinds of men - domestic and imported.
Mae West


If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
Linda Sunshine


Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
Marilyn Monroe


The only place man want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


A gentleman is a patient wolf.
Henriett Tiarks


Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you.
Mae West


Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Runder


I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli


Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr

Being a bachelor is the first requisite of a man who wishes to form a perfect household.
Beverly Nichols


The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Cher


A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
Helen Rowland


A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


If love means never to say you are sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Husbands, due to an unknown quirk of the universe, never hear you the first time.
Estelle Getty


Before marriage the man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland


An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie


There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.
Adela Rogers St.John


Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor


A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West


I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and career.
Gloria Steinem


In passing, also, I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.
Lady Nancy Astor


The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood


I married beneath me - all women do.
Lady Nancy Astor


Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility. We are not their inferiors, either, or even their superiors. We are quite simply different races.
Phyllis McGinley

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
Rita Mae Brown


If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck


The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
Madame de Stael


His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West


Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: chances are he will not use it wisely.
Bette-Jane Raphael


The male is a fomestic animal, which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper


A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.
Anonymous


Whatever women do they have to do twice as well to be thought of as half as good. Luckily, it is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton


Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he is in love with her.
Agatha Christie


If it was not for women, men would still be hanging from trees.
Marilyn Peterson


Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Marion Smith


Women speak because they wish to speak; whereas, a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - say, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr


Fortune does not change men. It unmasks them.
Suzanne Necker


Beware of the man who praises women's liberation; he is about to quit his job.
Erica Jong


Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West


If you never want to see a man again, say,"I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children."
- they leave skid marks.

Rita Rudner


There are two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
Helen Rowland


Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

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If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
в точку :lol:
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