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What women say about men

Опубликовал: Timbulimbu, 30 Январь 2010 · 549 Просмотров

/from a tiny pocket book presented by a friend ages ago/ :D

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
Margaret Mead

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
Mary Wilson Little

As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
Coco Chanel

A man's home may seem to be his castle from the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
Clare Boothe Luce

I only like two kinds of men - domestic and imported.
Mae West

If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
Linda Sunshine

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.
Marilyn Monroe

The only place man want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A gentleman is a patient wolf.
Henriett Tiarks

Give a man a free hand, and he'll run it all over you.
Mae West

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Runder

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr

Being a bachelor is the first requisite of a man who wishes to form a perfect household.
Beverly Nichols

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.
Helen Rowland

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

If love means never to say you are sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Husbands, due to an unknown quirk of the universe, never hear you the first time.
Estelle Getty

Before marriage the man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland

An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

There is so little difference between husbands, you might as well keep the first.
Adela Rogers St.John

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and career.
Gloria Steinem

In passing, also, I would just like to say that the first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.
Lady Nancy Astor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood

I married beneath me - all women do.
Lady Nancy Astor

Women are not men's equals in anything except responsibility. We are not their inferiors, either, or even their superiors. We are quite simply different races.
Phyllis McGinley

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
Rita Mae Brown

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
Madame de Stael

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
Mae West

Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: chances are he will not use it wisely.
Bette-Jane Raphael

The male is a fomestic animal, which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Jilly Cooper

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition.

Whatever women do they have to do twice as well to be thought of as half as good. Luckily, it is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he is in love with her.
Agatha Christie

If it was not for women, men would still be hanging from trees.
Marilyn Peterson

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Marion Smith

Women speak because they wish to speak; whereas, a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - say, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr

Fortune does not change men. It unmasks them.
Suzanne Necker

Beware of the man who praises women's liberation; he is about to quit his job.
Erica Jong

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Mae West

If you never want to see a man again, say,"I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children."
- they leave skid marks.

Rita Rudner

There are two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
Helen Rowland

Macho does not prove mucho.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

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If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
в точку :lol:
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