sliante va, Mc'sminging (widely used on the Northern part of Britain) - a very ugly girl
"Fit like" - typical phrase to great each other in Aberdeen neighbourhood.
Hose iz your doze (speelin' might be wrong) - Literally could be paraphrazed as "How are ur piggeons?". Most probable response would be "Eye pickin' " which means "yeah, they still pickin' seeds up."
Lads, your other Scottish phrases and words are more than welcummed. )))
handy link to manage theirrrr speaking
Although ive been stayin here for about 3 months, i'm still getting used to jocks' pronunciation. i think i should better stop messin' with senoritas and got some scottish girl for practicing ))