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[bruce neeka]

my mom always said
"stupid is as stupid does"
"lifi is like box of chocolates - you never know what are u gonna get"

мож чо и напутал в цитатах - на память писал

[Арманчик]

"от заката до рассвета 2"
Один мужик спрашивает у мужика испанца:

Как будет по испански Койот?
Тот отвечает El koyot

Через немного тот который спашивал кречит девушке иди сюда El fucko

[Jiggit]

".. wasted talent..." from Bronx' Tale

".. freeeeedommm!" from Braveheart

"It's all I have to say about that.." from Forrest Gump

[LeRed]

забыл откуда.....

"You shake it once - its ok. You shake it twice - its ok. You shake it for the third time - you're playing with yourself"

[Одноразовый]

if you outback anything, i'll kill you
if you bend the truth or i think you're bending the truth, i'll kill you
if you forget anythinh, i'll kill you

in fact, you gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick!
now, do you understand everything I've said?
because if you don't, i'll kill you!

[Одноразовый]

if the milk turns out to be sour, i ain't kinda pussy to drink it...

if you know what i mean

[WinterVishenka]

"Idiots! Ahhhh...." Napoleon Dynamite

[kabanbay_street]

Check out

[CHIPPULIA]

"i'm sorry. i can't. don't hate me.",
"abso-fuckin'-lutely"

из sex and the city

Сообщение отредактировал CHIPPULIA: 12.08.2007, 18:31:55

[Libra]

No more drags for this man - Face Off

[bruce neeka]

от заката до рассвета
Cheech Marin зазывал народ в бар
Come on in pussy lovers! big pussy, small pussy, chicken pussy....

[NeoN90]

Татарский соус

[abbzal]

В фильмах очень часто любят цитировать Шекспира:
To be or not to be?
Кстати сейчас очень актуально:
Би или не би? Вот в чем вопрос! (об ориентации)

[Francesca Totti]

if you outback anything, i'll kill you

прикольно, это кажется из Lock, stock & two smoking barrels? мне там еще понравилось (далее длинно)
Winston: Charles,why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh,security.
Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?
Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

[uNkind]

Snath
турецкий: Томми что это у тебя в штаназ
томми: это пистолет турецкий
турецкий: зачем тебе нужен пистолет Томми?
томми: для защиты
турецкий: защиты от кого? от фашистов? (the germany)

[Shova]

Snath
турецкий: Томми что это у тебя в штаназ
томми: это пистолет турецкий
турецкий: зачем тебе нужен пистолет Томми?
томми: для защиты
турецкий: защиты от кого? от фашистов? (the germany)

в оригинале еще ржачнее -
- Fukc me. Hold tight. What's that?
- It's my belt.
- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- Protection from what? "Zee" Germans?


самая козырная фраза Кирпича из сабжа:
- Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt. Me. (:

[_АфинА_]

оттуда же: - five minutes, Turkish!

и - heavy is good! heavy is reliable! (вес - это надежность)

[uNkind]

в оригинале еще ржачнее -
- Fukc me. Hold tight. What's that?
- It's my belt.
- No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- Protection from what? "Zee" Germans?


самая козырная фраза Кирпича из сабжа:
- Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified, in this case, by a horrible cunt. Me. (:

оттуда же: - five minutes, Turkish!

и - heavy is good! heavy is reliable! (вес - это надежность)

эх, говорила мне мама учи албанский английский

[polytheme pam]

а как же Yippi-kay-yay motherf*cker!" - Крепкий орешек?

[uNkind]

Human Traffic

Jip
Ну ё-моё ненавижу эту работу!
проводим 9 часов в день как в заточении
и должны себя вести как андроиды с каждым
кто снизойдет до нас
в то время как нас самих имеет этот сраный мини-гитлер