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#143
Отправлено 20.05.2003, 22:20:44
centurion
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?ПАЛОЖЪ трубку! обычная форма просьбы к сестренке освободить телефон
...Г`алочка! ты ща умрешь! обмен горячими новостями
...а Вас я попрошу остаться - тет-а-тет с любимой
...знаешь что дорогая, катись к черту! кажется это из "Унесенных ветром", мной еще нигде не употреблялось
...Г`алочка! ты ща умрешь! обмен горячими новостями
...а Вас я попрошу остаться - тет-а-тет с любимой
...знаешь что дорогая, катись к черту! кажется это из "Унесенных ветром", мной еще нигде не употреблялось
#144
Отправлено 20.05.2003, 22:25:14
centurion
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- чей это мотоцикл?
- это чопер, крошка...
- ну и чей же это чопер?
- Зэда
- кто такой Зэд?
- Зэд мёртв крошка, Зэд мёртв
- ты видел у меня на дворе табличку "склад мертвых негров"?
- да вроде нет
- так какого х....!!!
- ты тоже не любишь этого?!
- чаво?!
- неловкое молчание...
- можно попробовать?!
- чаво?!
- молочный коктейль за 5 баксов...
- это чопер, крошка...
- ну и чей же это чопер?
- Зэда
- кто такой Зэд?
- Зэд мёртв крошка, Зэд мёртв
- ты видел у меня на дворе табличку "склад мертвых негров"?
- да вроде нет
- так какого х....!!!
- ты тоже не любишь этого?!
- чаво?!
- неловкое молчание...
- можно попробовать?!
- чаво?!
- молочный коктейль за 5 баксов...
#145
Отправлено 21.05.2003, 00:34:14
The Ultimate Driving Maniac
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Маньяг
Туда не ходи, сюда ходи! Снег на голову упадёт - савсем мёртвий будеш! : )
-А Динамо бежит?
-Все бегут!
Я всё понял! Это неправильные пчёлы и они делают неправильный мёд!
-А может это любовь?
-Кака така любовь???
Я, может быть, новую жизнь начинаю! (с) Печкин
Наш любимый дядя Фёёёдррр приехал!
- Теперь ещё полдня бегать будешь
- Это зачем же?
- А что б фотограааафию отдать : )
Ниииииичиво не понимаю!
Аналогично, шэф!
---
The World Is Not Enough
I'm looking for a submarine! It's big and black and the driver is a good friend of mine!
If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?
You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
---
Independence Day
Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.
---
Die Another Day
Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.
Mr. Kil: My name is Mister Kil.
James Bond: Well, there's a name to die for.
Miranda Frost: I can read your every move.
Jinx: [As she stabs Frost with a dagger that is stuck in a copy of "The Art of War"] Read this... bitch.
Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Yo' Mama!
---
GoldenEye
Alec Trevelyan: Why can't you be a good boy and just die?
James Bond: You first.
Natalya Simonova: You destroy every vehicle you get into?
James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.
Alec Trevelyan: I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me.
Natalya Simonova: What does that mean?
James Bond: We have three minutes.
---
T2
[Dyson's personal code fails to access the computer room.]
The Terminator: Let me try mine.
[Blasts door open.]
[On the phone to John Connor's foster mom.]
The Terminator: What's the dog's name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [in John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking? Is he alright?
Janelle Voight: Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up] Your foster parents are dead.
John Connor: Is he dead?
The Terminator: Terminated.
T-1000: Get out. (Чуваку в вертолёте ; ))
---
5th Element
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Newlywed, just married.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.
---
Die Hard 2
Grant: You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time!
John McClane: Story of my life.
John McClane: How are ya Marvin?
Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess!
Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?
---
The Matrix
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Trinity: Neo... nobody has ever done this before.
Neo: I know. That's why it's going to work.
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.
Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.
Agent Smith: That Is The Sound Of Your Death, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My Name... Is Neo.
Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.
Tank: Door on your left!
[Neo goes right]
Tank: Your other left!
---
Ocean's Eleven
Danny: You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!
[On the phone]
Terry: Who is this?
Rusty: The man who is robbing you!
Tess: We need to get Rust a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road!
Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.
Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind?
Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus: Let's get him out.
Reuben: Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy.
Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.
Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Tess: Monet.
Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
Tess: They also painted occasionally.
Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, and I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
Danny: You're either in or you're out.
Danny: You look bored.
Rusty: I am bored!
Basher: A pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.
Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras
Danny: Oh Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that
Saul: ...Yeah well say we do all that..uh..were just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah
Saul: Oh, ok.
Danny: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny: Well, that happens.
---
Pulp Fiction
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
Jules: Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.
Fabienne: Where's my Honda?
Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: I never heard of What. They speak English in What?
-А Динамо бежит?
-Все бегут!
Я всё понял! Это неправильные пчёлы и они делают неправильный мёд!
-А может это любовь?
-Кака така любовь???
Я, может быть, новую жизнь начинаю! (с) Печкин
Наш любимый дядя Фёёёдррр приехал!
- Теперь ещё полдня бегать будешь
- Это зачем же?
- А что б фотограааафию отдать : )
Ниииииичиво не понимаю!
Аналогично, шэф!
---
The World Is Not Enough
I'm looking for a submarine! It's big and black and the driver is a good friend of mine!
If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?
You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
---
Independence Day
Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.
---
Die Another Day
Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.
Mr. Kil: My name is Mister Kil.
James Bond: Well, there's a name to die for.
Miranda Frost: I can read your every move.
Jinx: [As she stabs Frost with a dagger that is stuck in a copy of "The Art of War"] Read this... bitch.
Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Yo' Mama!
---
GoldenEye
Alec Trevelyan: Why can't you be a good boy and just die?
James Bond: You first.
Natalya Simonova: You destroy every vehicle you get into?
James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.
Alec Trevelyan: I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me.
Natalya Simonova: What does that mean?
James Bond: We have three minutes.
---
T2
[Dyson's personal code fails to access the computer room.]
The Terminator: Let me try mine.
[Blasts door open.]
[On the phone to John Connor's foster mom.]
The Terminator: What's the dog's name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [in John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking? Is he alright?
Janelle Voight: Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up] Your foster parents are dead.
John Connor: Is he dead?
The Terminator: Terminated.
T-1000: Get out. (Чуваку в вертолёте ; ))
---
5th Element
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Newlywed, just married.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.
---
Die Hard 2
Grant: You are the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time!
John McClane: Story of my life.
John McClane: How are ya Marvin?
Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess!
Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?
---
The Matrix
Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Trinity: Neo... nobody has ever done this before.
Neo: I know. That's why it's going to work.
Lieutenant: I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now.
Agent Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead.
Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.
Agent Smith: That Is The Sound Of Your Death, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My Name... Is Neo.
Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Jesus Christ.
Tank: Door on your left!
[Neo goes right]
Tank: Your other left!
---
Ocean's Eleven
Danny: You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!
[On the phone]
Terry: Who is this?
Rusty: The man who is robbing you!
Tess: We need to get Rust a girl.
Rusty: There's a women's prison down the road!
Danny: Thirteen million and you drive this piece of shit cross country to pick me up?
Rusty: Blew it all on the suit.
Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind?
Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus: Let's get him out.
Reuben: Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy.
Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.
Danny: And I always confuse Monet and Manet. Now which one married his mistress?
Tess: Monet.
Danny: Right, and then Manet had syphilis.
Tess: They also painted occasionally.
Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, and I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?
Danny: You're either in or you're out.
Danny: You look bored.
Rusty: I am bored!
Basher: A pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.
Saul: I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there and down the elevator we can't move, and passed the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can't open...
Rusty: Without being seen by the cameras
Danny: Oh Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that
Saul: ...Yeah well say we do all that..uh..were just supposed to walk out of there with $150,000,000 in cash on us, without getting stopped?
Danny: Yeah
Saul: Oh, ok.
Danny: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny: Well, that happens.
---
Pulp Fiction
Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.
The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!
Jules: Hand me my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed.
Fabienne: Where's my Honda?
Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: I never heard of What. They speak English in What?
#147
Отправлено 21.05.2003, 10:50:58
Дельфин Алый
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Это я не ем... я не козел! (Домовенок Кузя)
Кто там? Это я, почтальон Печкин, принес заметку про вашего мальчика!
Неправильно ты дядя Федор бутерброд ешь. Колбасу надо на язык класть.
Усы, лапы, хвост - вот мои документы!
Сделайте, пожалуйста, умные лица! Я на вас фотоохоту начинаю!
Это не техника дошла, а я сама к вам дошла... на лыжах!
А если вы на него бочку катите, то это уже контейнерная перевозка называется. Этим Трансагентство занимается!
(Простоквашино)
Кто там? Это я, почтальон Печкин, принес заметку про вашего мальчика!
Неправильно ты дядя Федор бутерброд ешь. Колбасу надо на язык класть.
Усы, лапы, хвост - вот мои документы!
Сделайте, пожалуйста, умные лица! Я на вас фотоохоту начинаю!
Это не техника дошла, а я сама к вам дошла... на лыжах!
А если вы на него бочку катите, то это уже контейнерная перевозка называется. Этим Трансагентство занимается!
(Простоквашино)
#149
Отправлено 21.05.2003, 17:40:12
The Ultimate Driving Maniac
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Маньяг
Стамбул - город контрастов!
-Кто возьмёт билетов пачку, тот получит...
-...водокачку!
Не виноватая я! Он сам пришёл!
А у вас нет такого же, но с перламутровыми пуговицами? Будем искать!
...объекты Мэ и Жо : )
По утрам шампанское пьют только аристократы и дегенераты!
-Кто возьмёт билетов пачку, тот получит...
-...водокачку!
Не виноватая я! Он сам пришёл!
А у вас нет такого же, но с перламутровыми пуговицами? Будем искать!
...объекты Мэ и Жо : )
По утрам шампанское пьют только аристократы и дегенераты!
#150
Отправлено 21.05.2003, 17:47:44
The Ultimate Driving Maniac
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Маньяг
Не КозлАдоэв, а КозАдоэв!
Федя, дичь!
-А пистолет зачем?
-На всякий пожарный!
-Политра?
-Да, поллитра.
-В дребезги?
-Да, в дребезги.
-Да я ща тебе!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Иди вон... на кошках тренируйся!
-Операция "Ы"!
-Почему "Ы"?
-Что б никто не догадался!!!
Федя, дичь!
-А пистолет зачем?
-На всякий пожарный!
-Политра?
-Да, поллитра.
-В дребезги?
-Да, в дребезги.
-Да я ща тебе!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Иди вон... на кошках тренируйся!
-Операция "Ы"!
-Почему "Ы"?
-Что б никто не догадался!!!
#152
Отправлено 21.05.2003, 22:39:31
centurion
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...I`ll be back ...через час - сказал centurion, хлопнул дверью, и вернулся ...в час ...дня ...следующего
...хорош тему засорять всем подряд, кидайте фразы, которые Вы употребляете - типа "бывало и получше" (лжец*3) ... никто не пробовал таким экстримом занятся ...наверное не стоит
...хорош тему засорять всем подряд, кидайте фразы, которые Вы употребляете - типа "бывало и получше" (лжец*3) ... никто не пробовал таким экстримом занятся ...наверное не стоит
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Отправлено 23.05.2003, 12:46:58
dalila
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***Измученный "Нарзаном"...Поверте мне, Господа - эту страну погубит коррупция!
Исскуство не горит!
Прощайте, одноглазые любители шахмат!
Начал хорошо - не разменивайся на детали...
Какой пошляк ваш дворник, Киса - так упиться на 1 рубль!
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Зачем Вам деньги, Киса?
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