I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. /George Carlin/
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. /Robert Frost/
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. /Lucille Ball/
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. /Anonymous/
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. /Benjamin Franklin/
Middle age is when a man keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. /Eli Cass/
It takes a long time to grow young. /Pablo Picasso/
Whenever a man’s friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is getting old. /Washington Irving/
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. /Bernard Baruch/
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. /Phyllis Diller/
It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. /Brigitte Bardot/
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. /Richard John Needham/
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. /Madeleine L’Engle/
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. /Robert Frost/
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. /Lucille Ball/
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. /Anonymous/
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. /Benjamin Franklin/
Middle age is when a man keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. /Eli Cass/
It takes a long time to grow young. /Pablo Picasso/
Whenever a man’s friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is getting old. /Washington Irving/
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. /Bernard Baruch/
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. /Phyllis Diller/
It is sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. /Brigitte Bardot/
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. /Richard John Needham/
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been. /Madeleine L’Engle/