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i want Shigis's Hamburgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)


sorry but what is that - Shigis's hamburger?

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sorry but what is that  - Shigis's hamburger?


that's a fastfood cafeteria in Almaty, nearby hotel "Kazakhstan"
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sorry but what is that  - Shigis's hamburger?


that's a fastfood cafeteria in Almaty, nearby hotel "Kazakhstan"


fastfood!?!?!?! :-)
as i saw on t-shirt "eat junk- become junk"
the only thing i like in like-McD's is apple-pie

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As requested, here are some jokes from me. Enjoy :-)


I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.


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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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2 All:

What do they say in Heaven when God sneezes?  :-)

Rgds.


So what's the answer? Did I miss it?
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2 All:

What do they say in Heaven when God sneezes?  :)

Rgds.


So what's the answer? Did I miss it?


As I see it there's no answer to this one at all (you can not bless God, can you?)

Some more bumperstickers and jokes for English speaking oaks:

1. Have to go now. The cat got stuck in the printer again.
2. If my dog was as ugly as you I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
3. When I die bury me upsidedown so the world can kiss my ass.
4. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote.
5. My car is 100% hotshit: 1% -hot, 99%-shit.
6. Money talks, but mine just says GOODBYE.
7. Don't overtake overturning vehicles.
8. Life is a bitch and so am I.
9. My other toy has tits.
10. Lost wife and dog: reward for dog.
11. Back off or I'll snot ya!

:-/

2 All: If you can spare some on-line time and money I would recommend you to go to: http://www.lingvoda....ctualforum.aspx

I personally find it useful.

Cheers for now and have a good day as Americans say! :-)
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So SHADE
what is the answer on your riddle about God?

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So SHADE
what is the answer on your riddle about God?


Actually, there isn't any. At least not that I am aware of. :D
What do they normally say in English when you sneeze? "Bless ya!"
Right?
Now tell me dear fellow where does the blessing come from?
Ahhh, ya right, ya right!
So as I have already mentioned in my previous post you cannot say "Bless you" to Him who blesses. (or can you?)
Excuse my pun. :(

Does anyone know any of "In days of old when knights were bold..." rhymes?

In days of old
When knights were bold
And women not invented
They drilled great holes
In telegraph poles -
And they were quite contented!
:D
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you got me partner -i thought you know what do they say in heaven.
at least i know they talk about ocean there ("knocking the heaven's door" - movie)

does anybody speak spanglish?
any examples

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2 shade
you got me partner -i thought you know what do they say in heaven.
at least i know they talk about ocean there ("knocking the heaven's door" - movie)

does anybody speak spanglish?
any examples


Isn't is "Knocking on the heaven's door"? Not sure if I ever seen it.
I donno speaking Spanglish but I cirtainly speaking Engrish. :(
http://www.engrish.com
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you got me partner -i thought you know what do they say in heaven.
at least i know they talk about ocean there ("knocking the heaven's door" - movie)

does anybody speak spanglish?
any examples

What's spanglish? Is it ia mix of english & spanish, or a kinda slang?
"Knocking on the heaven's door" - one of my favorite movies. And songs too.
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sorry but what is that  - Shigis's hamburger?


that's a fastfood cafeteria in Almaty, nearby hotel "Kazakhstan"

not only in Almaty, i mean i'm in Astana
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sorry but what is that  - Shigis's hamburger?


that's a fastfood cafeteria in Almaty, nearby hotel "Kazakhstan"

not only in Almaty, i mean i'm in Astana


So, did they launched Shigis fastfood in Astana?
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spanglish it's a mix eng+esp - as i heard mexicans speak this "new lang."
'cause may be don't know proper english

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A nice joke reflecting the everlasting "Aussie/All Blacks" conflict just came into my mind.

This here australian guy was walking down a New Zealand country road when he happened to look over the fence and see a New Zealand farmer having his way with a sheep. The aussie is quite taken aback by the scene. He climbs the fence, walks over to the farmer, taps him on the shoulder and says: "You know, mate, back home we used to shear those!" The new zealander looks frantically around and replies: "I'm not bloody sharing this with no one!" :(
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about kiwies (new zealanders)
we had a party and singer on the stage had a speech
then he said let's give our warmest greetings to John Doe
he is from new zealand, they have so many sheeps there! :(

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sorry but what is that  - Shigis's hamburger?


that's a fastfood cafeteria in Almaty, nearby hotel "Kazakhstan"

not only in Almaty, i mean i'm in Astana


So, did they launched Shigis fastfood in Astana?

yeah, they did.
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Talking about Kiwies and Aussies do you remember the famous Australian brand "Billabong"? Do you know where it comes from?
From the unofficial national anthem, Waltzing Matilda:

The Australian National Anthem is Advance Australia Fair. Most Australians don?t know the words and mumble after the opening lines. The song you should really know and understand is the unofficial national anthem, Waltzing Matilda. The words are as follows:


Once a jolly swagman camped by a
billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,


The swagman is a trtamp or itinerant who carries his swag, his bundle of clothes, cooking implements, etc, tied up in a blanket or bedroll. The billabong is a waterhole, most often found in the old bed of a river. The The coolibah tree is a species of eucalypt found in inland Australia, often in areas which get flooded from time to time (hence the location near the billabong).

And he sang as he watched and
Waited till his billy boiled
You?ll come a-waltzing Matilda
With me.


The billy is a tin container used especially for boiling water for tea. No one is quite sure where the word comes from but it is probably from the Scottish bally, meaning pail or bucket. No one is quite sure about the origins of the expression ?waltzing Matilda? either but it probably dates back to a German influence on the goldfields mixing pot. The German equivalent of a swag is Matilda, the girl a man sleeps with when he is on the road and doesn?t have a girl. And the expression ?to waltz? is used in the context of German apprentices moving from town to another to learn their trade. The Germans in this case would have come from the Barossa communities in South Australia. Put together the phrase is the equivalent of being on the track, on the wallaby, on the road as a tramp.

Down came a jumbuck to drink at the willabong
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You?ll come a waltzing Matilda with me.


The jumbuck is a sheep. This is thought to be Aboriginal pidgin for ?jump up?, which is what the Aborigines presumably thought of as noticeable about sheep. The tuckerbag is the bag for food. Tucker is a British schoolboy word for food which still survives in Australian English. Great tucker! You can say, meaning good food.

Up rode the squatter mounted on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers ? one, two, three.
Where?s that jolly jumbuck you?ve got in your tuckerbag,
You?ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.


This is the strong arm of the law arriving to arrest the swagman for stealing the jumbuck. Squatters were originally people who pioneered settlement on land the government hadn?t got around to allocating yet. They unofficially squatted on land that they were not legally supposed to have. Eventually of course the government came around to their point of view and they became wealthy landowners, part of the squattocracy, the new aristocracy of pastoral Australia. This squatter rides a thoroughbred horse and can summon troopers (mounted police) to assist him.

But the swagman he up and he jumped in the waterhole,
Drowning himself by the coolabah tree;
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the billabong,
You?ll come a waltzing Matilda with me!


Hope it was an informative post and not too boring!

Rgds.
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#179
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wut an interestin' conversations u guys have...
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does anybody know where word FUCK come from?
my tutor (american linguist) said
it is an abbreviation F.U.C.K.
F- FOR - за
U- UNLAWFUL - незаконные
C-CARNAL - плотские
K-KNOWLEDGE - знания
in puritan england if somebody got caught having sex not with spouse
this person were put in public place with sign saying FUCK - kinda "shame on your name!!!" :(

and later this word were used to discribe animal having sex,
now we have it as a coarse word for sex

this is the version i know - is any other?




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